Look at that thing. Go on, and think about it hard. Who could have made such a thing? And why? The mad and deranged, that's who. Only one with a deep seated hatred for his fellow man would put forth such a machine, one that wished nothing but woe for mankind.
Can you see the shrieking crowds of pedestrians leaping from the path of this malignant machine? Can you? A hapless child caught stunned in its path? While a simple cyclist would be unable to generate the force required for such a propeller to remove limbs, it would still beat the ever loving fuck out of anyone rammed with it. And pity the poor schmuck that went over the handlebars.
Fortunately nobody was ever goddamn stupid enough to think this was a good idea and so society was saved the horror of propeller driven vehicles.
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